Friday, October 31, 2008
Porters Soccer
It's fitting that the Porters Indoor Soccer team gained it's first win of the season last night, on the eve of Halloween. Why? Because the Porters Indoor Soccer team shares very little in common with the fleet-footed ballerinas from such famed Futbol squads as Brazil or Argentina. Instead, the casual observer might wonder aloud, "who is this gang of grizzled back-alley mercenary street-fighters, warped from possible thyroid disorders or government brain-washing, annihilating the competition at the Incline Village Rec Center???!?"
This hypothetical casual observer had to be institutionalized after making this comment, in a sanitarium for the mentally lost & emotionally disturbed, in Eastern Oregon.
Yes, Porters squeezed out a wet lump of a win last night, beating the SNC Soccer Team 10-4. Joey Jo Jo Potato Head, our leader, had 4 gritty goals in the win. She also withstood a tremendous beating from the desperate measures our opponents took on the field. Nicky B, Finn, and Matt added the remainder of the points. Kevin Silva was fearless in goal, commanding a presence not unlike a mountain lion standing at the entrance to its den, protecting the newborn cubs inside.
At Rookies afterwards, enjoying 2-for-1 pitchers, the team discussed the game and also what Finn may/or may not have used his new roommates Schick Venus Lady razor for, which may/or may not have been disgusting.
Good win Porters!
This hypothetical casual observer had to be institutionalized after making this comment, in a sanitarium for the mentally lost & emotionally disturbed, in Eastern Oregon.
Yes, Porters squeezed out a wet lump of a win last night, beating the SNC Soccer Team 10-4. Joey Jo Jo Potato Head, our leader, had 4 gritty goals in the win. She also withstood a tremendous beating from the desperate measures our opponents took on the field. Nicky B, Finn, and Matt added the remainder of the points. Kevin Silva was fearless in goal, commanding a presence not unlike a mountain lion standing at the entrance to its den, protecting the newborn cubs inside.
At Rookies afterwards, enjoying 2-for-1 pitchers, the team discussed the game and also what Finn may/or may not have used his new roommates Schick Venus Lady razor for, which may/or may not have been disgusting.
Good win Porters!
Labels: Lady Venus razor, Soccer
Zak.ShelhamerWhat! i love soccer, let me know if you need another substitute. i wanna play
ParkerI wanna play too>..I played soccer my whole life.
from what I have heard, if you want to play on any porters team you need to fit a specific criteria & pre determined by our warehouse manager.
Eric AsistinIf you look anything like Jean Claude Van Dame...I think you're in.
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What! i love soccer, let me know if you need another substitute. i wanna play