K2 Skis

Between the years of the systems and flat Earth, there was a time when El Niño’s fury wreaked havoc on the rugged highlands of the Cascade Mountain Range and Mt. Rainier rained fire down upon moss-covered lands. The Puget Sound was wild and free of reign. This was an age of high adventure, when ruthless bucK2neers ruled the inlets and open seas of the tumultuous Pacific Northwest of the United States.

Hither came the Captain with poles in hand.; a swashbuckler who sailed a quiver of seven skis. A ruthless privateer who had conquered all before him, the Captain skied the prized spines of the Earth with 2 planks. With his aged Treasured Trail Map in hand, the Captain set sail to find the legendary secret K2 ski stash of 2007 to claim as his own, and distribute in equal shares among his crew.

And so this adventure on the high skis begins, a treasure hidden and divided into 3 categories: “The Apache Fortune,” a wealth of highperformance, all-mountain riches; The “T:Nine Jewels,” guarded by the Sirens of Seattle; and the “Factory Team Bootie,” skis rumored to have not one tip, but two. Captain K2 and his misfit band of ruthless men and women set sail on epic (black, blue and emerald green) trails to uncover and plunder the treasure trove of K2 Skis for the winter of 2007/08.

Check out the upcoming 2011 K2 Ski technologies and reviews