SPICE UP YOUR LOVE LIFE!
The ultimate goals of young males are pretty simple: look cool, don’t do anything stupid, and – hopefully – score babes. We realize that this is easier said than done. Especially if you’re talking about ski babes sippin’ martinis after a few runs on the hill. No need to worry though, as we’ve consulted our resident expert to help. As an international man of leisure, an authority on the realm of fraternization, and an experienced older man in general, Dr. Corey Smith once again presents you with an official cheat sheet for this winter’s social events. Please cut out and carry with you always...
The Top Ten apre ski pick up lines:
10. “You really know how to handle those poles.”
9. “Last time I saw peaks like that they had snow on them.”
8. “I don’t like to brag, but they named this run after me.”
7. “So, are those skis yours?... Both of them?”
6. “I wouldn’t pull your pass if you ducked my rope.”
5. “Looks like they’ve been doing avalanche control, because I just found a bombshell.”
4. “Can I park my pipe dragon in your garage?”
3. “This mountain isn’t a volcano, but we can still make an explosion.”
2. “The snow report says 6”, but come with me and I’ll show you more.”
1. “You got the buns. I got the Cobra Dog™.”
CAPiTA is proud to offer select shops the opportunity to spice up their customers love life a season earlier than the rest with 100 of these Totally FK'N Awesome decks that were produced early.
Why You'll Like It
Because you don't get a name like Totally FK'n Awesome if you're anything less. These hybrid camber boards were built to man-handle each and every feature of Mother natures great mountainous terrain. The elevated contact points are rockered just enough to float through soft snow while the cambered mid section and slight reversed side cut arc allow you to grip and rip it - staying in complete control.
Features:
- Freeride FK Camber
- DS Select RFC Sustainable core
- Custom Weave - E Class Fiberglass Construction
- 4 X 30mm Carbon V Tech Reinforcements
- Wax Infused Rotation Sintered Speed Base
- Die Cut & Silkscreened Combo Base Graphics
- 360 Degree Steel Edges
- 4 X 2 Insert
- Aluminum Logo Base Inlay
Size |
Effective Edge |
Waist |
Nose/Tail |
Sidecut |
Max Stance (Inches) |
153 |
1153 |
25.29 |
29.62 |
7.50>1.30>7.50 |
24 |
155 |
1169 |
25.49 |
29.86 |
7.70>1.30>7.70 |
25 |
157 |
1185 |
25.69 |
30.09 |
7.85>1.30>7.85 |
25 |
159 |
1201 |
25.89 |
30.33 |
8.00>1.30>8.00 |
25 |
161 |
1217 |
26.09 |
30.56 |
8.15>1.30>8.15 |
25 |
INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS RESTRICTIONS
US Shipments Only:
32 - ThirtyTwo | 686 | Analog | Anon | Billabong | Burton | CAPP3L | Contour HD | DC | Es | Etnies | Forum | Four Square | Fritschi Diamir | Full Tilt | Giro | GNU | Gravis | Lib Tech | Line | K2 | Marker | Nixon | Oakley | O’neill | Quiksilver | RED | Reef | Ride | Rossignol | Roxy | Salomon | Smokin | Special Blend | Spyder | Tubbs | Vans | Volkl
Partial Shipment Restrictions:
Billabong - can ONLY ship to US and Canada
The North Face - can't ship to Canada
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